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Get to Know About Theoni's Rental Santorini

Welcome to Fantasy island and Theoni’s Rentals!

We’re a family business open for 15 years and take great pride in several generations of our family being the highest paid prostitutes on the island.

We’ll work hard (except Lambros, who hasn’t worked in years) to provide you with (stolen) but excellent vehicles shipped to us from the US and Canada.
Our desire to be the best and most expensive is a long-held tradition in our family!
Need a boat tour? Try out famous “Titanic” special with a vintage rowboat and blind Captain. Exciting? Yes! Dangerous? Who cares?
At Theoni’s Rentals, we’ll let you rent anything you want – even my Sister’s goats. We’ll work hard to make sure all your transportation needs are met.
But just don’t ask us for an extra fucking yoghurt. That’s not part of our famous Greek hospitality.

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Meet Our Professional Team Members

Christina

Our Receptionist

Markela

My Sister

Lambros

don't bother

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What They’re Talking About THEONI'S RENTAL

They gave us a brand new 2024 ATV and very good and clean condition with a full tank of gas. Paying cash got us a small discount and we ended up paying $70 for 24 hours and I also add on the premium insurance for an additional $15. I would certainly recommend renting from here!!

James Wood

Local Guide

The service is quite good. I stopped by the store to ask about an offer and the price was very good. Everything perfect really. The only thing I have to add is to ask for a helmet in your …

denia giak

Customer

It was the place I enjoyed the most in Santorini. Their attention and service is the best. If you want to rent a car or motorcycle, come to this place without a doubt. Theoni and her team will give you the best attention in all of Greece.

Andres Barbetty

Customer

Amazing staff and great ATVs! We had such an amazing experience, the staff is very friendly and answered all of our questions. The ATV was great, didn’t have any problem with it and allowed us to completely explore the beauty of the island!